I thought you guys would find this amusing. This is Leninade, a drink that I got last year. The bottle was too amazing not to save (the actual drink was bright red before I drank it). It’s covered in a variety of amusing slogans, such as
“GET HAMMERED AND SICKLED” (the third photo)
“JOIN THE PARTY”
“A TASTE WORTH STANDING IN LINE FOR!”
“DRINK, COMRADE, DRINK! IT’S THIS OR THE GULAG!”
“A PARTY IN EVERY BOTTLE”
“Our 5-year Plan: Drink a bottle a day for five years and become a Hero of Socialist Flavor”
“Surprisingly Satisfying Simple Soviet Style Soda”
(in tiny letters on the side) “BEWARE THE REPRESSED COMMUNIST PARTY ANIMAL WHO IS REALLY A PROLETARIAN IN DENIAL MASQUERADING AS A BOURGEOIS COLD WAR MONGER!”
“Misha, chill down this bottle and chill out!”
“Imagine All the Soda” (last picture; and yes I know that’s a different Lennon)
along the rim of the cap it says “LENIN DRANK, LENIN DRINKS, LENIN WILL DRINK”
Leninade came into my life at a good time - just as we were learning about this in History. Clearly, it was fate. Also it made for a pretty good drinking game as I studied.
I WANT IT.