Haven’t been to a show in a while. Kinda nervous for some reason?
Men Stop Threatening To Kill Your Daughters Boyfriends To Prove Your Masculinity and Show That Your Daughter Is Your Property 2k14
reasons I can relate to a possum:
-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich
Don’t hang out with sister in law and drink til 2 AM if i have to get up at 7am
Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag?
Oh my GAWD
I just died.