My bros used to work the front desk of a large apartment complex. On a regular basis, an older woman would come down to complain about Swiss midgets living in the eaves. They would mosey about in a helicopter that was designed to look like the moon, for stealth purposes, obvs. She stated she knew when they were out and about because of the pot smoke - they apparently smoked weed like bandits (they also left turds, but that’s another story entirely). In 140 characters or less (remember, brevity is the soul of wit!) - can you tell us your freaky pot story that has no basis in reality?
this is just… i don’t even…
(via fakemustache - pibbplusredvines)
Daria Morgendorffer: Um, thank you. I’m not much for public speaking. Or much for speaking. Or, come to think of it, much for the public. And I’m not very good at lying. So let me just say that, in my experience, high school sucks. If I had to do it all over again, I’d have started advanced placement classes in preschool so I could go from eighth grade straight to college. However, given the unalterable fact that high school sucks, I’d like to add that if you’re lucky enough to have a good friend and a family that cares it doesn’t have to suck quite as much. Otherwise my advice is; Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless experience proves you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can’t be improved with pizza. Thank you.
- Daria: Is It College Yet?
(via psychorockabilly)
Runaways poster
i am just the right combination of excited and cautious about this movie.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
40/365 (via The Dainty Squid)
thereal1990s:dicknailed:fuckyeahfreaksandgeeks:(via robertsheehan)
Freaks & Geeks (1999)
this show is the shit-diggity.
Because I’ve never met a feminist that could be described this way
I hope this girl figures out what’s really making her so upset someday, because I don’t think it’s people like me.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArJ2peuO8ZClBDAWTm2ZfZDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20100207101132AAPaTPq&show=7#profile-info-ENIWgewCaa
I really HOPE you aren’t like this.
The only thing I can deduce as “wrong” with this girl is that she posts her personal issues on yahoo answers. Other than that it seems like she just has opinions that are different from yours and a sensitivity to social pressures put on her as a woman that some women share and others don’t.